Also, there is this
1. I just farted really loud in my office. I thought that it would come out dainty and quiet-like, but it didn’t and now I am sitting here pretending it wasn’t me, even though I am pretty sure everyone knows it was me. I blame you, fat free refried beans.
2. In addition to all that food I ate yesterday, I also drank a lot of water. So, that’s supposed to be good for me, even if I really hate having to pee. (truth: I got it down to only having to go once/day when I was younger)
3. This Kate Spade purse makes me really, really happy because it’s so pretty but also really, really sad because it’s $400 and I know I should spend that money on more “important” things like a lawnmower and grass seed (BARF!). Wait, hold on a minute. There is someone at my door. Oh, hiiiiiii birthday on Monday, March 29, 2010, how arrrrrre you?
4. If you are in need of some working woman clothes on the inexpensive side, check out my girl Apple’s closet. She selling some of her “sure to get you promoted” clothes along with some cute casual wares (and the most perfect vintage cowboy boots for a size 7.5 girl… aka not me. sadz.)
5. GO PACK! 9pm tonight. YOU CAN DO IT! COME ON! FOR ONCE! PLEEEASE!
6. My fingers smell like the orange I just ate and that is nice.
