New Life Plan
Screw buying a house.
I will now take all my money and buy really, really expensive shoes. Then I will take pictures of myself in said shoes. If all goes according to plan, I will then get fitted in Paris by Chanel Haute Couture for the Crillon Ball - just like, Jane.
(Icing on the cake will be getting to also design my own shoe line. Since I should have realized this plan closer to 17 than 27, I will start… um… yesterday.)
Husband, does this sound okay with you?




















